Post by Sirius on Apr 13, 2014 4:20:07 GMT
Clarence Beethoven The 31st
The Tourist From Hell
I. Basics
Name: Clarence Beethoven the 31st
Age: 25 years old
Ethnicity: Farmers tanned white
Gender: A male. He’s got a penis.
Appearance: He had short light brown hair that is usually covered by his cliché white hat that goes great with the visors covering his blue eyes. He can never leave his home without a bit of sun screen on his nose for greater effect, because you know, you can’t get your nose sun burned. His skin is tan from all the sunburns he got from not putting sun screen on anywhere but his nose. Moving down, around his neck is always his trusty Polaroid camera that he always had ever since he was a little child and wanted to be a tourist when he grew up. His shirt was the cliché Hawaiian shirt you’d normally see on a tourist, along with a set of tan cackies and some black shoes.
Personality: He’s the classical quirky and ditzy tourist you would ever end up seeing. Clarence is rather outgoing and simply loves taking pictures of every interesting looking thing around him. And everything is interesting to CLARENCE, BECAUSE HE’S A GOD DAMNED TOURIST.
II. Abilities 
Abilities: For the most part, Clarence is a human. Can die in any humane sort of fashion, and can get sick just as easily as the average human. His focus is advanced greatly, to have the ability to focus the camera and take great photos on his Polaroid camera. His endurance and speed is heightened, so he can run and catch people to take pictures with. But other than that, he’s average in terms of skillset.
Except for one thing. His main ability that sets him aside from any being within this universe is that he has the ultimate tourist ability, passed down from generation to generation. At any moment in time, at any spot, he can summon hundreds upon hundreds of idiotic and ditzy tourists and control them at his will. Whether this is to take pictures or to randomly attack commoners.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE.
His hawaiin shirt is created with titanium body armor, meaning nobody can shoot him in the chest like people have tried (He doesn’t like to talk about the incident, Paris, 1999). His hat can transform into a helmet, used to protect headshots from snipers! (They meant to shoot a tourist when they shot JFK)
But yeah, other than that, he’s a human and can be killed if you surprise him.
